Demery

If you had a tattoo that wouldn’t matter, if you had a shaved head, that’d be cool. If you came from Spain or Japan or the back of a van, just as long as your not from Hebrew school. I say now im getting somewhere, im finally breaking through, i say hey hey Shiksa Goddess I’ve been waiting for someone like you….

I could have a mansion on a hill, i could lease a villa in Seville, but it wouldn’t be as nice as a summer in Ohio with a gay midget named Carl, playing Tevia and Porgi. I Could wander Paris after dark, take a carriage ride through central park, but it wouldn’t be as nice as a summer in Ohio where i’m sharing a room with a former stripper and her snake…–Wayne.

In a year or so i moved to the city, thinking what have i got to lose? Got a room,got a cat, and got twenty pounds thinner. Met a guy in a class i was taking, who you might say looked like “Tom Cruise” he wouldn’t leave me alone unless i went with him to dinner.

Shiksa Goddess, Climbing Uphill, I Can Do Better Than That. (Songs in that order. By The Broadway Production, The Last Five Years.